Let's be real... a lot of people are looking for jobs these days... and Steve Jobs loves children, so of course he's going to give them the good jobs... how have we overlooked this small but crucial element!
If my sources are correct (and my sources are purely the made for tv movie Silicon Valley Pirates starring Noah Wylie and Anthony Michael Hall) then Steve Jobs loves children so much that he will name a computer after his child... but refuse to admit that it's his child. Now that's the exact kind of love that a man who gives children the good jobs would have.
If that's not enough evidence I want you to look at this photo and tell me that Steve Jobs doesn't love children:
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